Shut Up and Listen

o-oblivien:

truer words have never been spoken

o-oblivien:

truer words have never been spoken

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megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour, via mastersheldor)

the-goddamazon:

50 Shades of Abuse.

50 Shades of Nonconsensual Sex.

50 Shades of Nah.

50 Shades of Trash Writing.

50 Shades of How the Fuck Did She Get Her Twilight Fanfiction PUBLISHED.

50 Shades of Why Is This Bitch Prospering But Us Real Writers Are Getting Passed Over.

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aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t, via winnie-the-bish)

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

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wonderlandsweetheart:

The Front Bottoms performing Mountain live on top of a castle! This is one of my favorite songs by them. 

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