Shut Up and Listen

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

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lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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At Disneyland and see a cast member with the name tag "Mickey"

My boyfriend: Any relation to Mickey Mouse?

Cast member: No actually my real name is Donald but that just sounds Goofy

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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smolderingcas:

just watch jensen’s face

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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unicordian:

culpa-mia:

a story as old as time itself

o shutterstock…

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