Shut Up and Listen

graceonce:

Elsa Mars + David Bowie - Life on Mars

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“People seem to think embracing life means to jump off cliffs and kiss strangers. Maybe it’s just slowly learning to love yourself.”
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“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”
— Jeremiah 29:11  (via l2lapparel)

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humansofnewyork:

"How’d you meet?""He was representing my best friend’s ex-husband in a trial, and I marched into his office to inform him that his client was a lying scumbag.""And so what were you thinking while she was yelling at you?"“‘That’s a good looking woman.’”

humansofnewyork:

"How’d you meet?"
"He was representing my best friend’s ex-husband in a trial, and I marched into his office to inform him that his client was a lying scumbag."
"And so what were you thinking while she was yelling at you?"
“‘That’s a good looking woman.’”

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Craig Ferguson. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Craig Ferguson. Watch his stand-up highlights here